Things I Pretend to “Inspect” Even Though I Don’t Actually Care
Fruit Back of my hair after stylist hands me a mirror Wine and cocktail menus Bulk eggs at Met Market My car’s air filter after the Jiffy Lube technician brings it out Costco receipt when exiting FitBit Price of anything...
Ice Cream for Dinner
My friends say I need to post about good dates sometime, so people don’t lose hope. Well, here you go! Me: “Do you want to get ice cream? Or dinner if you’re hungry.” Her: “Or we could have ice cream...
Hey “Fight Racism Guy”, Do You Have a Queer Sister Who’s Single?
I kinda want to ask the guy behind me with the “FIGHT RACISM” sticker on his laptop if he has a queer sister who’s single.
The Decorative Gourd of Lesbians
I’m the decorative gourd of lesbians: seasonally relevant and looks better in groups.
Sober Second Dates
I like to sip mochas while I jump to conclusions about how I went on a first date and accidentally ended up lowkey drunk and then went on a second date with the same gal and didn’t drink at all and haven’t heard from...
Situations In Which I Feel Strangely Competitive Around Straight Men
Buying flowers Parallel parking Grocery store produce section Yard work (especially lawn edging) Coffee shop condiment bar When we’re both clearly on first dates Revolving doors
The 10 Seattle Lesbians You Meet on Tinder
Last week we introduced the 10 Seattle Lesbians You Meet on OKCupid. But what about those PNW Tinderellas? #1 – Tonya, 31. Attended School of Life. CEO at Planet Earth. If you don’t plan on meeting IRL, SWIPE LEFT. #2...
State of the Seattle Lesbian Dating Pool: November 2016
Every now and then I bring you a shallow, unscientific look at the local dating APP pool… Profiles in Courage: Raw Numbers To populate your binders of women, you’ll want to go to OKCupid, followed closely by Match....