I’m going to start showing dates this photo and if they don’t recognize him it means they’re too young for me.
So far I’ve received Valentine’s Day messages from two straight guys and the team at Snapchat. And Facebook keeps showing me this ad.
You ever have a date that felt like a baseball game where the starting pitcher was doing okay, not perfect, but okay and gave up a few runs but was hanging in there and it’s the bottom of the 7th inning and you know...
Oh look, my love life summed up in three cookies. (They were delicious though. Thanks Hello Robin.)
Realize you’re running low on trash bags. Buy big box of 200 at Costco. Put box in back of car. When unloading car, tell yourself you’ll bring in the box of trash bags later. Do other things for a week. Repeat steps 1...