Out & About

Out & About: Amazing Ankles on the Ferry


I ended up walking behind you as we stepped off the ferry. You with your pink knit cap and hair tucked underneath and cute jeans…but what really caught my eye? Your amazing calves. These weren’t just “Cardio 3x a Week at the Gym” calves or “Naturally Born With It” calves. These were “Did She Compete in the Olympics?”-level calves. As someone who has an Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here sign between her knees and feet, I was super impressed. But then…

…you approached the row of parked cars and I thought for sure you would hop into the BMW or Volvo…but you hopped on a motorcycle instead! Please tell me I’ll see you and your calves Pride Weekend as part of the Dykes on Bikes…

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