Dating

Because Lesbians Love Sports Metaphors


You ever have a date that felt like a baseball game where the starting pitcher was doing okay, not perfect, but okay and gave up a few runs but was hanging in there and it’s the bottom of the 7th inning and you know it’s time to pull him for the night but for some reason he trots back out there in the 8th and literally implodes before your very eyes and gives up hit after hit, homer after homer and what was a comfortable lead is completely erased and now you can’t even bear to watch it’s so painful and you just want the game to be over so you can go home, put on sweatpants and eat candy?

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