Dishes on the Down Low
I’m going to start a service called Dishes on the Down Low. It’ll let you secretly stash your stuff without a trace… You know, for those times when you move in with your girlfriend and you have two of everything...
Things I’m Too Old for Nowadays
Running after buses Eating dairy past 10pm Dating someone who has never owned a CD collection
If Carrie Bradshaw Was Queer
I couldn’t help but wonder… are queer activists and organizers hotter than everyone else or do I find women who want to save the world really really ridiculously good looking?
People I Want To Hear From at 6am on Monday Morning
1. Family 2. Friends 3. WA State Lottery . . . 9,631. Clients 9,632. My doctor with “lab results” 9,633. IRS 9,634. Tim Eyman 9,635. My ex-girlfriend
Chips and Salsa, Meet Awkward First Date
Tonight’s date would probably describe me as: “Odd Real Life Kung Fu Panda Who Said She Wasn’t Hungry But Then Ate 1.5 Baskets of Chips and Salsa (Our Server Refilled the Basket Out of Horror and Obligation) and...
The Tom Test
I’m going to start showing dates this photo and if they don’t recognize him it means they’re too young for me.
Happy Valentine’s Day to Me
So far I’ve received Valentine’s Day messages from two straight guys and the team at Snapchat. And Facebook keeps showing me this ad.