Out & About: Amazing Ankles on the Ferry
I ended up walking behind you as we stepped off the ferry. You with your pink knit cap and hair tucked underneath and cute jeans…but what really caught my eye? Your amazing calves. These weren’t just “Cardio 3x...
Things You Can Buy For the Same Price As a Sandwich and Latte at Cone & Steiner
A small used car. Dinner for two at Canlis. One year of funding for the National Endowment for the Arts. A 103-square-foot three bedroom condo in South Lake Union. Betsy DeVos’ conscience. Sean Spicer’s credibility....
Out & About: Snowflake Catcher Crossing the Street
Dear adorable woman who crossed the street in front of my car, looked up at the sky, stuck her tongue out to catch a snowflake and smiled and laughed the rest of the way: Marry me?
Out & About: Hipster Server at Hipster Pizza Joint
You were a hipster-y server at one of Seattle’s many hipster-y pizza joints…in this case, Serious Pie. [Editor’s Note: Yeah I know, there’s nothing sadder and futile than crushing on a server because being...
Out & About: Damn Fine Race Director in Those Damn Fine Jeans
You were the Race Director at one of Seattle’s many sporting events. Normally I pay as much attention to Race Directors as a cup of decaf, but when you started talking I immediately woke up (it was early morning after all)....
Out & About: Magical Swedish Medical Elevator of Hot Women
McDreamy Hanging out on Pill Hill, Swedish Medical tower. Caught elevator down on 9th floor. It was like the Virgin Airlines of elevators…really dark and modern industrial with LED mood lighting. I was by myself. You got in...
Out & About: Young Brunette Personal Trainer at Gym
One of the best parts about belonging to a gym are Gym Crushes. So many attractive, fit people you see regularly for short amounts of time…it’s a Crush Incubator. I hadn’t seen you until you worked the front desk one morning and...
Out & About: Starbucks Drive-Thru Barista
After ordering an almond latte (a drink so basic it makes Pumpkin Spice Latte yawn) I rolled up to your window in my late 90’s SUV, which along with Subaru Outbacks is one of the Official Vehicles of Lesbians Everywhere. I...