Dating

Chips and Salsa, Meet Awkward First Date


Tonight’s date would probably describe me as:

“Odd Real Life Kung Fu Panda Who Said She Wasn’t Hungry But Then Ate 1.5 Baskets of Chips and Salsa (Our Server Refilled the Basket Out of Horror and Obligation) and Never Stopped Shoving Chips Into Her Mouth Even On the Way Out of the Bar.”

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