Dishes on the Down Low

I’m going to start a service called Dishes on the Down Low. It’ll let you secretly stash your stuff without a trace…

You know, for those times when you move in with your girlfriend and you have two of everything and she insists on keeping her kitchen stuff and you’re like THAT’S COOL WHATEVER YOU WANT HONEY so you give away every last pot, pan, plate and potato peeler and 8 years later you’re like GIRL BYE I’M OUT and what’s hers is hers and what’s yours is yours but what’s yours does not include any potato peelers so now you have to buy stuff you’ve already bought like 15 times before.