How to Take All My Money
- Be an adorable barista who remembers my name.
- HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY
- Be a fundraising event or non-profit with a cute queer organizer.
- Be a POC-owned business in a gentrifying neighborhood.
- Call me “Miss Hiccup” with a Southern accent.
- Have four legs, paws and be covered in fur.
- Remind me of my childhood.
- Remind me of my mom. Or grandmother.
- Take a traditional dessert and make a green tea/matcha version.
- Be a queer woman of color running for Mayor of Seattle. #NikkitaOliver4Mayor
Ms. Corduroy is queer, Asian, single and roams Seattle on a jet pack.
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