I, Queer

How to Take All My Money


  1. Be an adorable barista who remembers my name.
  2. HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY HELLO KITTY
  3. Be a fundraising event or non-profit with a cute queer organizer.
  4. Be a POC-owned business in a gentrifying neighborhood.
  5. Call me “Miss Hiccup” with a Southern accent.
  6. Have four legs, paws and be covered in fur.
  7. Remind me of my childhood.
  8. Remind me of my mom. Or grandmother.
  9. Take a traditional dessert and make a green tea/matcha version.
  10. Be a queer woman of color running for Mayor of Seattle. #NikkitaOliver4Mayor

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