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How to Be an Adult: Trash Bag Edition
Realize you’re running low on trash bags. Buy big box of 200 at Costco. Put box in back of car. When unloading car, tell yourself you’ll bring in the box of trash bags later. Do other things for a week. Repeat steps 1...
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Every Seattle Lesbian Couple’s Cart at Costco
Batteries. Mango salsa. Case of Corona. Two bottles of red wine. One bottle of white wine. Andouille sausage if they eat meat. Atlantic Salmon filet if they eat fish. Frozen spinach spanakopita regardless. Tub of hummus. 6-pack...
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