Out & About: Amazing Ankles on the Ferry
I ended up walking behind you as we stepped off the ferry. You with your pink knit cap and hair tucked underneath and cute jeans…but what really caught my eye? Your amazing calves. These weren’t just “Cardio 3x...
Women’s History Month: Senator Kamala Harris
Senator Kamala Harris could leave me on read at 1:30 and text at 9:46 and I would reply at 9:45. “Harris was the first woman, the first Jamaican American, the first Asian American and the first Indian American attorney...
Out & About: Snowflake Catcher Crossing the Street
Dear adorable woman who crossed the street in front of my car, looked up at the sky, stuck her tongue out to catch a snowflake and smiled and laughed the rest of the way: Marry me?
Morning Barista Choices
One of my toughest choices each morning is whether to get my coffee from a) the surly hipster barista who hate-makes my drink but it’s really delicious or b) the adorable Starbucks barista who always smiles and remembers my...
Running After Your Hot UPS Driver
When you don’t answer the door because you don’t want your hot UPS driver to see your bedhead and PJs so you wait an acceptable amount of time before venturing out to get your package and lo and behold who walks down...
Woman Crush Wednesday: Kate McKinnon
Dear Kate, I loved the “Ghostbusters” reboot and was having a hard time deciding who was my favorite Ghostbuster…but this scene put me forever on Team Holtzmann. Quite possibly the most charming 46 seconds of my...
Out & About: Hipster Server at Hipster Pizza Joint
You were a hipster-y server at one of Seattle’s many hipster-y pizza joints…in this case, Serious Pie. [Editor’s Note: Yeah I know, there’s nothing sadder and futile than crushing on a server because being...
Woman Crush Wednesday: Jo from “The Facts of Life”
In honor of National Coming Out Week, my WCW is Jo from “The Facts of Life,” played by the ageless Nancy McKeon. It’s safe to say an entire generation of lesbians had a crush on the jean jacket wearing,...
Woman Crush Wednesday: Ciara
Dear Ciara, We were smitten with you way before you became the First Lady of Seattle football. If Russ ever does you wrong, we’ll be waiting. Yours in love, sex and magic, Hiccup Featured Photo Credit: seahawks.com
Out & About: Damn Fine Race Director in Those Damn Fine Jeans
You were the Race Director at one of Seattle’s many sporting events. Normally I pay as much attention to Race Directors as a cup of decaf, but when you started talking I immediately woke up (it was early morning after all)....