Dishes on the Down Low
I’m going to start a service called Dishes on the Down Low. It’ll let you secretly stash your stuff without a trace… You know, for those times when you move in with your girlfriend and you have two of everything...
Things I’m Too Old for Nowadays
Running after buses Eating dairy past 10pm Dating someone who has never owned a CD collection
Chips and Salsa, Meet Awkward First Date
Tonight’s date would probably describe me as: “Odd Real Life Kung Fu Panda Who Said She Wasn’t Hungry But Then Ate 1.5 Baskets of Chips and Salsa (Our Server Refilled the Basket Out of Horror and Obligation) and...
The Tom Test
I’m going to start showing dates this photo and if they don’t recognize him it means they’re too young for me.
Happy Valentine’s Day to Me
So far I’ve received Valentine’s Day messages from two straight guys and the team at Snapchat. And Facebook keeps showing me this ad.
My Love Life Summed Up in Three Cookies
Oh look, my love life summed up in three cookies. (They were delicious though. Thanks Hello Robin.)
My Petty List of Petty Dating Dealbreakers
You’re a Steelers fan. You’re a Patriots fan. Your/You’re There/Their/They’re You’re white and vehemently insist that Than Brothers has the best pho in Seattle.
The Lesbian Folk Duo Test
I’m meeting more and more queer women who have never been to an Indigo Girls concert and I’m starting to think that means they’re too young for me. #TheLesbianFolkDuoTest #IWentToTheDoctor #IWentToTheMountains