Ice Cream for Dinner
My friends say I need to post about good dates sometime, so people don’t lose hope. Well, here you go! Me: “Do you want to get ice cream? Or dinner if you’re hungry.” Her: “Or we could have ice cream...
Sober Second Dates
I like to sip mochas while I jump to conclusions about how I went on a first date and accidentally ended up lowkey drunk and then went on a second date with the same gal and didn’t drink at all and haven’t heard from...
The 10 Seattle Lesbians You Meet on Tinder
Last week we introduced the 10 Seattle Lesbians You Meet on OKCupid. But what about those PNW Tinderellas? #1 – Tonya, 31. Attended School of Life. CEO at Planet Earth. If you don’t plan on meeting IRL, SWIPE LEFT. #2...
State of the Seattle Lesbian Dating Pool: November 2016
Every now and then I bring you a shallow, unscientific look at the local dating APP pool… Profiles in Courage: Raw Numbers To populate your binders of women, you’ll want to go to OKCupid, followed closely by Match....
The 10 Seattle Lesbians You Meet on OKCupid
“In the online dating system, socially awkward offenses are considered especially heinous. In Seattle, the dedicated daters who experience these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Hiccup Unit. These...
How 9 out of 10 Online Conversations with Lesbians Go
Them: “Hi! You’re beautiful/sexy/awesome!” Me: Short, witty message asking 1-2 questions about something they mentioned in their profile. Them: Vague, boring non-answer to question with no questions in return. Me: