I, Queer

Things I Pretend to “Inspect” Even Though I Don’t Actually Care

  1. Fruit
  2. Back of my hair after stylist hands me a mirror
  3. Wine and cocktail menus
  4. Bulk eggs at Met Market
  5. My car’s air filter after the Jiffy Lube technician brings it out
  6. Costco receipt when exiting
  7. FitBit
  8. Price of anything Hello Kitty related
  9. How far I parallel parked from the curb
  10. Match percentage on OkCupid profiles

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