Things Lesbians Say #71

Me: “Met her this weekend. I have a total schoolgirl crush on her.”

Friend: “Is she gay?”

Me: “I don’t think so.”

Friend: “Is she single?”

Me: “Probably not…but she’s beautiful and laughs at my jokes.”

Friend: “Is that all it takes?”

Me: “Pretty much.”

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